i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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