he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize