Me too!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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