Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I think I sprained my soul last night
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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