Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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