the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
tell me about the fingering
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