This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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