but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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