your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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