i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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