I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
