Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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