I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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