when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize