Are we in a gay sports bar?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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