absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My liver just broke up with me...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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