Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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