So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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