i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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