We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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