There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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