no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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