What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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