Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
she told me i tasted like america
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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