everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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