just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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He passed out mid-signature
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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