And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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