doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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