His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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