This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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