if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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