shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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