Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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