I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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