we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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