Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We got so high we made milksteak
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
