he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Watching her eat just hurts me
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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