Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i think i just lost a toe
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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