When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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