I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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