Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
