You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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