That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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