Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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