she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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