He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My feet surprised me
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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