I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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