I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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