Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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