Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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