STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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