Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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