I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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