i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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